Wednesday, March 26, 2014

Food for Thought While You Wait for Your Food


While having lunch in Union Square a few days ago, my eyes suddenly focussed in on an ad on the back of a Halal food cart.
...
I had to adjust my brain a bit to comprehend this.
An ad, for a major brand, on the back of a Halal cart; the type of cart where we get a deliciously cheap, greasy, steaming pile of fragrant mush heaped into a styrofoam container. Right under the blurry stock photos of food there is a fashion model showing off the latest in bargain leg fashion. Actually, I'd say this juxtaposition represents our city pretty well. We buy 5 dollar halal plates while sipping a Starbucks latte, digging through our designer (or overpriced Chinatown knockoff) wallets and carefully trying to avoid pigeon poop, dog pee puddles, and half extinguished cigarettes.
Kudos to you, Old Navy, for finding an interesting and less pricey place to put a print ad. And to you, as well, Halal cart man, for utilizing your only bit of free space on the crowded cart to maximize your profit. Unfortunately, the man working inside the cart at the time wasn't able to answer any of my questions about the ad because his boss had done it and was not present at the time. "No," I was told, he also did not have an e-mail. Or a phone number. And no, he wouldn't be there any time soon.
:( I sulked away, wondering how the Old Navy/ad agency reps had persuaded this mysterious owner.

Anyway, here is a group that specializes in just this sort of thing. It is called Roaming Hunger.

Monday, February 3, 2014

Exxon Didn't Say 'Hydrofracking' for a Reason

THIS
IS
ABOUT
HYDROFRACKING
... Don't let the fancy graphics, warm music, and inspirational copy fool you.

New Trend Among Car Commercials

If you've ever watched an episode of Mad Men, you know that one of the main tenets of building a successful campaign is to draw on people's positive emotions. So, when I started seeing car commercials featuring the latest accident protection technology by actually showing the accident/moments leading up to/after it, I was shocked. No longer are they just showing happy, absurdly attractive actors cruising down a car-less and pedestrain-less, utopian road. A lot of them have taken a chance that viewers will appreciate seeing the newest technology in action. It makes sense: what better way would there be to showcase the new accident-prevention features than showing them as they actually work? This recent Hyundai commercial, Innocean, USA, is a great example of how to execute that potentially upsetting storyline well.


On the other end of the spectrum, we have this commercial:


While I can appreciate the beauty and depth of this commercial (words not commonly associated with TV ads), it's just a tad too depressing for my taste. I don't need to be thinking about near death car accidents while I'm sitting at home with my own family, eating dinner and watching 'New Girl.' I need feel-good, interesting ads that make me go '... huh' and smile. It's all about association. What do you want your brand to be associated with? Nostalgia, or highway collisions? 
CARS KILL! But buy ours because it might not sometimes. 
*Subaru*


Adam Levine for Proactiv

When A-list celebrities endorse a brand, the general assumption is that they have some sort of connection to it. This assumption holds especially true for Adam Levine's work for Proactiv. Here is the extended version of the commercial:


Good commercial, positive message. Simple and to the point. He used to have confidence issues because of his acne, but Proactiv cleared that problem right up (pun intended). The issue is that a few months later (while the commercial was still airing), Levine was quoted about his high school days: 
Now, I'm a lot less confident. I was delusionally, unreasonably confident. I was a little jerk. I was really into myself. I'm not the same way that I was. I had this weird confidence that was bizarre - Fishwrapper
Now, I understand that not nearly as many people will see this quote as have the commercial, but it's out there: in print and in cyberspace. That kind of discrepancy is confusing and inconsistent. Wonder if he got any sort of slap on the wrist from his pals over at Proactive?

Thursday, December 12, 2013

South Park Hits Another Homer

The latest episode of South Park which aired on December 11th, 2013 was one that really hit home. Here is an image that might give you an idea of what it was about:
As funny as the Kanye West parts were, the underlying message of the episode was what struck me. 
It was all about the fact that many people (especially children) are impressionable enough to believe that an image of someone actually represents that person. It ties into the philosophical idea that people form constructs of reality in their mind from images that they see. These images do not accurately represent reality, but many people still choose to live in the world that they have constructed for themselves. 
In this episode of South Park, Wendy, the captain of the cheerleading team, creates Photoshopped images of her female classmates to prove how easy it is to make someone appear much better looking than they really are. Unfortunately for her, the schoolchildren choose to believe that the girls are extremely good looking because of how they appear in their pictures. When Wendy does not make one for herself and criticizes everyone else for being so ignorant and gullible, she is accused of just being jealous.
Stone and Parker really hit on something here. They took the aforementioned old philosophy and applied it to modern life. People believe what they see on the internet and other media without much skepticism. If your profile picture is hot on Facebook, you must be hot in real life, too. It's personal branding taken to an extreme level. At the end of the episode, Wendy succumbs to peer pressure and low-self esteem and edits her own profile picture. 
This episode is so telling of how our younger generations manipulate their online persona to present the idealized version of themselves. Unfortunately, this leads to a lot of self esteem issues, superficiality, and unhealthy body image.
Hopefully South Park still has enough younger viewers that these kids are able to see the ridiculousness in social media protocol and ease up on the physical criticism of themselves and their peers. No one is perfect, whether online or off, and you can't believe anything the internet tells you. It is a pseudo-reality, constructed 100% by people's imaginations. The only real thing about the internet is the glass on your screen. Beyond that, you are entering into a world of false or idealized avatars. 

Wednesday, December 11, 2013

Another Viral Virus

So, here is yet another viral commercial that is being heralded as "amazing," "progressive,'' "inspiring," etc. etc. etc.
The Pantene Philipines commercial, released in early November, has people all over the internet abuzz.
If taken at face value, the ad is fine, but I have a few problems with it. The message that one is expected to get from the commercial goes something like this: Hmm, that lady is getting different treatment from people than her husband does for doing the same things. That's not really fair. This is an example of how many women are treated in the workplace. That's not a good thing. Pantene is great for exposing this fact. I want to buy Pantene.
But let me share with you what I thought: Hmm, there's definitely some truth to the message, but it's old news. The fact that women are treated differently than men (particularly in the workplace) is pretty widely known at this point in time. Also, what the heck does this have to do with shampoo?
Well, the company attempts to make the transitional leap by saying at the end of the ad: Don't let labels hold you back. Be strong and shine. #Whipit. So, um, if I want to be a strong and confident woman in my workplace, I should use Pantene to make my personality and my hair shine? The fact that women's hair should be shiny (or anything at all except the natural way the woman wants it) is exactly what feminists fight against. Anyone who has studied feminism or women and gender studies knows that women should not aim to be anything other than what they want to be. Not what is expected of them by other people, and certainly not by some corporation who has for years leading up to this commercial only ever made ads that perpetuate the idea of gender inequality and the sexualization of women. In almost all of their previous commercials, they have used celebrities or beautiful models who swoosh their long, impossibly straight and shiny hair around for the camera to make girls envious enough or desirous enough to buy their product. Not to mention the fact that the woman in this commercial is a gorgeous model type who of course is going to have tons of confidence, long, straight, shiny hair, live in a city where there are no other people around and is always sunny and warm, and has a 5,000 dollar a month apartment with a corporate job. The opening scene shows the actress wearing 700$ Christian Louboutin shoes for God's sake! What about the young girls who are living in real life? In the ghettos of that city, whose hair will never look like that, and who will certainly face more challenges in life than what people think of them as they parade around in designer clothes and run board room meetings?
The sad truth here is that the women in real life who are that wealthy and stylish are not buying Pantene. Pantene is a lower to middle class brand. That woman is using a 30$ to 50$ per bottle brand and a blowdrier/straightener every morning. And do you know why she does her hair every morning and spends that much on hair product? She does it to look like the girls in the Pantene commercials.
So, congratulations, Pantene, for making a commercial with a message that feminists have already proved and talked about for years, and for making girls want to have 'perfect' hair even more now because this commercial shows them that not only will they then have pretty hair, they will also have a corporate job, a stunning apartment, and a hot boyfriend.
It is this idealized version of life so rampant in advertising that causes so much unhappiness and the constant feeling of incompleteness in people. The consumer is constantly plagued with unfulfilled desire because commercials show you a world that you want, but will never, ever have.

To change gears a bit, I do commend them for using a race other than caucasian for once. I appreciate the fact that the woman is of Asian descent. The advertising industry has done a good job of incorporating black and hispanic actors into commercials lately, but there are not nearly enough commercials that feature Asian American actors yet.

An example of a large corporation that actually does deserve some credit for their work on breaking down the beauty and gender walls is Dove. Here is the last commercial/video they made that went viral, and for good reason.

Dove is different from Pantene, though, because Dove has been making campaigns like the one shown above for years now. It's their 'schtick' if you will. Pantene is just suddenly interested in marketing with 'pseudo feminism' as I like to call it, in order to sell more products because the classic formula might not be working so well lately.
To throw in another hair product brand, let me mention Garnier Fructis. They seem to be the farthest from updating their marketing strategy. The brand is adamantly clutching to their commercial formula. It is fitting that last night during the Victoria's Secret fashion show, the most frequently played commercial was one by Garnier. The two brands hold strong to the idea that skinny, 5 foot 10 models with straight hair are the only type of beautiful women in this world. Garnier shamelessly uses all models in their commercials, and promotes the idea that if you use their product, you will lead a fabulous life of parties on the beach (often in cars) with other hot models. And all the while, your hair will remain pin straight, shiny, and, let's be honest, probably any color but black.

Monday, December 9, 2013

Favorite Ad: December 2013

James Earl Jones and Malcolm McDowell talking like teenagers? Um... YES?!?!
The campaign is called: Everything's Important. And it is a work of sheer genius. The message is simple: Sprint wants its customers to know that everything their customers do over their network is important to them. In honor of that, they had two of the best known voice over actors act out a conversation between some of their (made up) customers. With a mixture of pop-culture slang, banal topics, and lack-luster lines, the script is perfect. The actors are perfect. The concept is perfect. The setting is perfect. Have I gushed enough? No!
One of the most helpful tools for gauging the public opinion of a production is through looking at the amount of likes and favorable comments it has. The commercial embedded above is one that I find particularly hilarious. But all of them are great. For this commercial specifically, there are already over 260,000 views, and a 97.9% positive approval rating. 
The ad agency responsible for this work is Leo Burnett. They have perfectly embodied the substance of this generation of tech-savvy youngsters. And while we do more than just talk about nothing on our phones, these conversations sound all too familiar. This viral image comes to mind:
There is one issue I have with the commercial, though. James Earl Jones used to do voice over and commercial spots for Bel Atlantic as well as what later became 'Verizon.' Is there a conflict there? Maybe not, considering the demographic toward which the company seems to be directing these commercials. Most of them will not remember those commercials, but it is interesting to note that Jones has worked for two different competing companies over the last two decades.